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Weitere Zitate von George Carlin
Zum Autor"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."
"Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
"If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it."