Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

Life Simplicity School Bullshit

Weitere Zitate von George Carlin

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"If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it."

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."

"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."

"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."