If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
Weitere Zitate von George Carlin
Zum Autor"Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."