The only way to get over a death is by seeing it as a life completed, instead of a life interrupted.

Leisure time is when your wife can't find you.

I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again.

She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care.

We noticed a crasher at the bar - that shows what a real man he is - he's here to show he's not ticked for not being asked.

Oboe - an ill woodwind that nobody blows good.