Anonymous

If I were to receive a pair of the blessed prophetic sandals to place on my head, then I shall consider myself no less than a fully crowned king.

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day like those of a baseball player.

His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.

Don't tell people your dreams, show them.

When my wife was asked 'Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . .' she answered 'For richer.'.

He has shown you, O man, what is good. And what does the Lord require of you? But to act justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God.

Some perceive God in the heart by the intellect through meditation; others by the yoga of knowledge; and others by the yoga of work. Some, however, do not understand Brahman, but having heard from others, take to worship. They also transcend death by their firm faith to what they have heard.

The rich know not who is his friend.

It is better to live your own destiny imperfectly than to live an imitation of somebody else's life with perfection.

When two persons are together, two of them must not whisper to each other, without letting the third hear; because it would hurt him.

Some women blush when they are kissed some call for the police some swear some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.