She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care.
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Zum Autor"After our honeymoon I felt like a new man. She said she did too."
"His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music."
"You are who you are what you say you are to people, but who are you when no one is watching?"
"Nature like man sometimes weeps for gladness."
"Worry never climbed a hill worry never paid a bill Worry never dried a tear worry never calmed a fear Worry never darned a heel worry never cooked a meal It never led a horse to water nor ever did a thing it 'oughter.'."
"We noticed a crasher at the bar - that shows what a real man he is - he's here to show he's not ticked for not being asked."