When my wife was asked 'Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . .' she answered 'For richer.'.

A person's reputation is a mixture of what his friends enemies and relatives say behind his back.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.

Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.

We noticed a crasher at the bar - that shows what a real man he is - he's here to show he's not ticked for not being asked.