If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties.

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.

In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice.

Trust is important to any relationship… and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.