Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.

In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.