To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.

A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.

Most people do not have a problem with you thinking for yourself, as long as your conclusions are the same as or at least compatible with their beliefs.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.