*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living.

Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.

Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.

Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

Most people do not have a problem with you thinking for yourself, as long as your conclusions are the same as or at least compatible with their beliefs.