*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living.

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man.

A belief is an uneducated guess.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.