Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person."

"Civilization is the commercialization of survival."

"A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed."

"If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death."

"Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful."

"*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living."

"Success is subjective. Your dream bank balance could be someone else’s nightmare."

"Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work."

"Using money in one’s attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one’s attempt to put an end to xenophobia."

"When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts."

"Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked."

"A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten."