Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.
In a battle all you need to make you fight is a little hot blood and the knowledge that it's more dangerous to lose than to win.
I'm not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead - ahead of myself as well as you.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say and then to say it with the utmost levity.
Fights you on patriotic principles he robs you on business principles he enslaves you on imperial principles.