My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Weitere Zitate von George Bernard Shaw
Zum Autor"Self-denial is not a virtue it is only the effect of prudence on rascality."
"Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us."
"Old-fashioned people think you can have a soul without money. They think the less money you have, the more soul you have. Young people nowadays know better. A soul is a very expensive thing to keep: much more so than a motor car."
"My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity."
"Fights you on patriotic principles he robs you on business principles he enslaves you on imperial principles."
"We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it."