A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man.

*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.

With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.