I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.

This poor little one-horse town.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.