The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.'].
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
This poor little one-horse town.