It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.
Weitere Zitate von Mark Twain
Zum Autor"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid."
"From his cradle to the grave a man never does a single thing which has any first and foremost object save one-to secure peace of mind spiritual comfort for himself."
"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."
"Good friends good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"Ah, heavens and earth, friend, if you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor that you could to-day."
"The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter."