Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.

His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

If you walk just walk. If you sit just sit. But whatever you do don't wobble.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

Leisure time is when your wife can't find you.

The worldly comforts are not for me. I am like a traveler, who takes a rest under a tree in the shade and then goes on his way.