Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day like those of a baseball player.

Be still and know that I am God.

I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again.

I was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . But you already are.

Bugs Bunny - the perfect employee. Never absent. Never late. Never changes the script. Doesn't have an agent. Never asks for a percent of the profit. Doesn't ask to have his relatives on the payroll.

Don't tell people your dreams, show them.