She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care.

You are only old once, but you can be immature forever.

There are two reasons why we don't trust people, First, we don't know them. Second, we know them.

The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

Living upon a basis of unsatisfied demands we were in a state of continual disturbance and frustration. Therefore no peace was to be had unless we could find a means of reducing these demands.

We noticed a crasher at the bar - that shows what a real man he is - he's here to show he's not ticked for not being asked.