Leisure time is when your wife can't find you.

If I were to receive a pair of the blessed prophetic sandals to place on my head, then I shall consider myself no less than a fully crowned king.

When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.

Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed ... I have often tried this method and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.

She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care.

B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.