To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

Using money in one’s attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one’s attempt to put an end to xenophobia.

A belief is an uneducated guess.

Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.