Humor

Entdecke 127 inspirierende Zitate, Sprüche und Weisheiten zum Thema Humor.

There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and...

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Milton Berle

We are really living the American dream, to be a successful brand in the States and in Europe and to steep ourselves in our heritage. But we do it wit...

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Tommy Hilfiger

...There occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this:'He was a man who acted f...

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P.G. Wodehouse

I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on the first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want nice friends. I want funny, gregar...

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Bertsche

War on Everyone,' I think... The script was hilarious to me, but it's very dark, dark humor. It's super dark.

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Michael Pena

I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone I loved his physicality I loved...

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J. B. Smoove

You encourage a comic man too much and he gets silly.

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Stephen Leacock

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.

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Anonymous

They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sen...

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Bill Burr

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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E. Joseph Cossman

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.

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Tori Spelling

He laughed and the others laughed with him, except Babe, who resented slightly that what he felt so deeply could be reduced to a humor.

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J.D. Salinger

It'd be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant.

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John Marsden

But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want.

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Chris Bohjalian

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

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Groucho Marx

Movies require a lot of patience. I like instant results. If I have done something that's not funny at all, the audience will let me know in two secon...

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Vir Das

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

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Nikolai Gogol

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them...

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Tom DeLonge

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

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Tommy Cooper

Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

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Patricia Briggs
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