Humor

That bitch fate had a nasty sense of humor.

Lorelei James

I think there's something about the Irish experience - that we had to have a sense of humor or die.

Frank McCourt

Then based on her own recent experience, the Divine Presence had a cruelly perverse sense of humor and His Grand Plan needed drastic revision.

Judith McNaught

If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?

Tracy Morgan

It’s a funny thing, friendship. One minute a person is driving you crazy, making you want to shake them, and the next minute you realize what a crappy...

Natasha Friend

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.

John Kenneth Galbraith

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

Christopher Hitchens

I like to think my sense of humor is sort of smart and dumb at the same time. I like to work on multiple levels - smart and dumb, funny and sad, profo...

Robert Lopez

Every now and then, when I think about it, I think, 'What would I even talk about onstage?' It's never been, 'I wonder if I'm funny. I wonder if I can...

Eddie Murphy

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

Humor is the healthy way of feeling 'distance' between one's self and the problem a way of standing off and looking at one's problems with perspectiv...

Rollo May

Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!

Robert Orben

In person, my father is so friendly, so considerate, so funny, and so real. I have admired my father all of my life, and I love him with all my heart.

Tiffany Trump

He's so old his social security number is two digits.

Brian Morgan

What if someone picks on me?' I askedThen I'll pick on them'.What if someone picks my nose?' I asked.The I'll pick your nose, too' Rowdy said.

Sherman Alexie

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Robert Bloch

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

Don Rickles

MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.

Patricia Briggs

There are few things so disarming as one who laughs well at her own expense.

Amor Towles

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope