If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

"I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her."

Woody Allen

"You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans."

Woody Allen

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

Woody Allen