I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."

Woody Allen

"You want to make God laugh? Tell him your future plans."

Woody Allen

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

Woody Allen