Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

"I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said.Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he replied. “We’re not trying to get all up in your biznez, Ali."

Gena Showalter

"Sighing, she shut the book with a snap. “All right. You need to vent, so I’ll listen to you vent. But do it quickly, because Rydstorm was about to plunder Sabine with his thick, hard—."

Gena Showalter

"Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test."

Gena Showalter