Gena Showalter

"Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you."

"I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said.Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he replied. “We’re not trying to get all up in your biznez, Ali."

"Sighing, she shut the book with a snap. “All right. You need to vent, so I’ll listen to you vent. But do it quickly, because Rydstorm was about to plunder Sabine with his thick, hard—."