My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Weitere Zitate von George Bernard Shaw
Zum Autor"It's all that the young can do for the old to shock them and keep them up to date."
"I'm not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead - ahead of myself as well as you."
"Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad."
"Old-fashioned people think you can have a soul without money. They think the less money you have, the more soul you have. Young people nowadays know better. A soul is a very expensive thing to keep: much more so than a motor car."
"You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself."
"Clever and attractive women do not want to vote they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men."