Joke

Entdecke 14 inspirierende Zitate, Sprüche und Weisheiten zum Thema Joke.

Ingra just kept a straight face he hoped Vilenthe was joking. “Anyway.” Ingra tried to bring the topic full circle.

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Charon Lloyd-Roberts

You can be merry with the king, you can share a joke with him. But as Thomas More used to say, it's like sporting with a tamed lion. You tousle its ma...

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Hilary Mantel

Maybe pulling her emotions out and inserting in his logic would change this morbid course. But damn if he’d joke about it like she did.

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Kelly Moran

Sometimes, magic is like that. It lands on your head like a piano, a stupid, ancient, unfunny joke, and you spend the rest of your life picking sharps...

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Catherynne M. Valente

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

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Don Rickles

Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever.

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Rick Riordan

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Oliver Oliver Reed

All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to...

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Sammy Hagar

There is a somewhat time-worn joke about people taking up library work because they like to read : the joke consisting of the fact that librarians hav...

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Mary Virginia Provines

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

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George Bernard Shaw

…she did not believe that the world was a vale of tears but rather a joke that God had played and that it was idiotic to take it seriously if He himse...

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Isabel Allende

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being...

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Betty White

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

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Gregory David Roberts

My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage. I’m dead right now as you’re speaking to me.

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Lady Gaga