His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

If life is a comedy to him who thinks and a tragedy to him who feels it is a victory to him who believes.

Make today a gift to your future self.

O Lord forgive what I have been sanctify what I am and order what I shall be.

Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed ... I have often tried this method and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.

A little house well filled a little land well tilled and a little wife well willed are great riches.