A person's reputation is a mixture of what his friends enemies and relatives say behind his back.

Bugs Bunny - the perfect employee. Never absent. Never late. Never changes the script. Doesn't have an agent. Never asks for a percent of the profit. Doesn't ask to have his relatives on the payroll.

Harpists spend half their life tuning and the other half playing out of tune.

B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.

Some perceive God in the heart by the intellect through meditation; others by the yoga of knowledge; and others by the yoga of work. Some, however, do not understand Brahman, but having heard from others, take to worship. They also transcend death by their firm faith to what they have heard.