Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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