His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

After our honeymoon I felt like a new man. She said she did too.

Having spent the better part of my life trying either to relive the past or experience the future before it arrives I have come to believe that in between these two extremes is peace.

I've always been well liked. I was so popular in school everybody hated me.

A true friend is the best possession.

You are who you are what you say you are to people, but who are you when no one is watching?