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"There are no perfect people - except of course my wife's first husband."

"It cost nothing to be nice."

"Never since the time of Copernicus have so many experts been so wrong so often with so little humility."

"I've always been well liked. I was so popular in school everybody hated me."

"If you walk just walk. If you sit just sit. But whatever you do don't wobble."

"After our honeymoon I felt like a new man. She said she did too."

"Worry never climbed a hill worry never paid a bill Worry never dried a tear worry never calmed a fear Worry never darned a heel worry never cooked a meal It never led a horse to water nor ever did a thing it 'oughter.'."

"The only way to get over a death is by seeing it as a life completed, instead of a life interrupted."

"Living upon a basis of unsatisfied demands we were in a state of continual disturbance and frustration. Therefore no peace was to be had unless we could find a means of reducing these demands."

"There are two reasons why we don't trust people, First, we don't know them. Second, we know them."

"Nature like man sometimes weeps for gladness."

"It isn't our position but our disposition that makes us happy."