If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.
Weitere Zitate von George Carlin
Zum Autor"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
"Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."
"Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."