Love is for the birds.Honey is for the bees.And you, my special one.Are the only one for me.

Simplicity is one complication that I can live without.

Dark matter is on the move,It's spreading out its wings,It is the culmination,Of all our bad things.It was never in the beginning,But then man came along,And changed the equation,I bid you all...So Long.

I think that 'God' would have a devil of a time if he was here on Earth.

Before you open your mouth to say something, take a step back and imagine what you're going to say was said to you.It makes you think twice, doesn't it?

Dear Sigmund,Multiple Personality Disorder is a much discussed topic in my one bedroom bedsit.'Signed....Thomas, Jane, Ralf, Tom, Toomey and Spot.