🔬 Life
One day it's the ringing of the bells and the casting down of the evil tyrant, and the next it's everyone sitting around complaining that ever since the tyrant was overthrown no one's been taking out the trash.
Terry Pratchett
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🔬 Wisdom

Commander, I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.”“Sir?”“It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.”“Sir?”“That’s practically zen.
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
🔬 Life

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
🔬 Wisdom

I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people.
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
🔬 Nature

It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country's main export. It had rain mines.
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
🔬 Wisdom

The gods,' he said. 'Imprisoned in a thought. And perhaps they were never more than a dream.
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
🔬 Wisdom

Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck.
Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett