I would sooner lose my best friend than my worst enemy. To have friends, you know, one need only be good-natured; but when a man has no enemy left there must be something mean about him.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

To become a work of art is the object of living.

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.

I had a strange feeling that Fate had in store for me exquisite joys and exquisite sorrows.