Man, Grandma, what big hair you have.'The better to style with, my dear.

I came running down the stairs that morning, like it was Christmas. My parents were already up. In my family, presents never waited; they were there upon waking. Our family has a problem with what they called delayed gratification. We want what we want when we want it, and we always want it now.

We'll never be ready. So I guess that means we're as ready as we'll ever be.