You die in the middle of your life.

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

I don't know where people got the idea that characters in books are supposed to be likable. Books are not in the business of creating merely likeable characters with whom you can have some simple identification with. Books are in the business of creating great stories that make you're brain go ahhbdgbdmerhbergurhbudgerbudbaaarr.

As a child I was an inveterate liar. As opposed to now, I am a Novelist.

We need never be without hope because we can never be irreparably broken.

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page,' Radar said. 'For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.