There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Weitere Zitate von Steven Wright
Zum Autor"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."
"I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was 'Quote' so the last thing I said before I died would be 'Unquote."
"I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them."
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
"I spilled spot remover on my dog now he's gone."