There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in shockproof shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.

Mice: What is the best early training for a writer?Y.C.: An unhappy childhood.

If you had stars inside your brain cells, you'd probably understand what I am talking about.

If my Valentine you won't be,I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

I felt very lonely when they were all there.