What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.
Weitere Zitate von Anonymous
Zum Autor"A politican is an animal who can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground."
"When my wife was asked 'Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . .' she answered 'For richer.'."
"Living upon a basis of unsatisfied demands we were in a state of continual disturbance and frustration. Therefore no peace was to be had unless we could find a means of reducing these demands."
"Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash - he has a son in college."
"If I were to receive a pair of the blessed prophetic sandals to place on my head, then I shall consider myself no less than a fully crowned king."
"A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something."