There are other ways than conventional doors to get around my house, Ms Rainn.

Too much negativity can make the strongest structures dilapidate.

If someone knew equally as much about the ins and outs of your home, it would not be your home.

It is neither poor handling nor the weather that turns the pages of a book a fine sepia. It is the reader's imagination.

Maybe if you allowed me to blow off some steam, I wouldn't have been so frustrated when I had to find higher order fucking derivatives.

And I thought Ereaders could not become any more dreadful.