Friendship

My best friend is me, and I take good care of me.

Friends, since when has irresponsibility become a Nigerian factor?

Our friendship was based on my payouts. That wasn't a friendship when - as, for example, it's me, my friends, we are friends for many years, and it doesn't matter for me what the position is, where they work; we simply are friends. And with Mr. Berezovsky, our friendship was based on my payoffs.

A friend tells a story about taking his ten-year-old son to a Jets game. The game was being played during a driving rain on a freezing cold day, and the Jets lost by twenty points to a team they were supposed to beat. As they headed toward the exits, the boy looked up, with tears in his eyes, and asked, 'Dad, why are we Jets fans?

Good books, like good friends, are few and chosen; the more select, the more enjoyable.

What is a journeywithout someone who wandersif sometimes a pairis made of two.

An individual can’t create anything itself. All of our dreams come true with the cooperation and co-creation of other souls.

I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

What if someone picks on me?' I askedThen I'll pick on them'.What if someone picks my nose?' I asked.The I'll pick your nose, too' Rowdy said.

There's something about kindred spirits, you meet them and for a moment this world no matter ugly, makes sense. They bring a sense of freedom and clarity to one conversation; just enough to remind you of who you are.

Why I let you talk me into these things, I’ll never understand. One day you’re going to get me into some serious trouble,' Rowan said, shaking his head.

Because there’s one thing stronger than magic: sisterhood.

When you grumble about a taxi being dirty, people your own age will absolutely agree with you, whereas younger people say, 'You should be so lucky to have a taxi - I walk to work!' So I have lots of young friends, who fortunately don't treat me as a guru, a person that knows all the answers.

Oh, boy,' Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. 'Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

Every friendship is different because everyone's personality is different.

The more we love our friends the less we flatter them it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

She's been a barrel of bitchy monkeys since Jordan and I walked out of the Arrivals gate together earlier this afternoon.