Sarah Mayberry

"Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities."

"(Rude Scrabble)You played this game with your parents?' he asked skeptically.Yep. And Mom always won, the dirty bitch. I guess being older she'd been around more than me and Carrie,' Sophie said, extracting replacement tiles from the box. 'Although I don't know what Dad's excuse was. Lack of imagination, I guess. Your turn."

"She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed."