Katie MacAlister

"It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not?"

"I don't know whether to be pleased that our lovemaking was of such a high quality that you immediately want more, or if it's an indication you are one of those sex-addicted people who are never satisfied."

"Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—."

"Oh, boy,' Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. 'Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn."